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Nick Can you tell me the way from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.

Adam How did Mummy know you hadnt from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Why did the bank robber take a from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

Doctor The best time to take a from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

Doctor Your system needs freshening up a from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!

Does your brother keep himself clean Oh from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.

Mom Joe time for your medicine Joe from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."

Hotel guest Can you give me a from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but you'll have to wash yourself.

Did you hear about the idiot who from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."

Dr Frankenstein Ive just invented something that from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've invented the square tub . . .

Robot I have to dry my feet from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.

The plumber was working in a house from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."

Doctor And did you drink your medicine from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine.

Boy Dad dad theres a spider in from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Boy: Dad, dad, there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

Which villains steal soap from the bath from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks.

How do vampire football players get the from Flashcomment Bath jokes Jokes
How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub.